Being Vegan

Of all the things we talk about, what we eat is something a bit more disturbing to many then the warming of the planet. I have a theory that if we were to stop eating meat, many men would feel unwanted or not needed. After all many of us use the term"bringing home the bacon" and well what would we bring home if we stopped eating it?
I've often wondered if we started eating meat because men were showing off to the women what they could do for them, and the women obliged us so not to hurt our feelings. Because really, we do not need to eat dead animals.
Another thing occurred to me, we don't plant vegetable gardens because so many put a low priority on eating them. They know they can't raise animals in the backyard so do not think of growing veggies. Instead they grow grass, another thing the women oblige us on so not to hurt our ego's. "look honey at the beautiful grass I grew". Yep we the man for sure! How it became so fashionable to have a green lawn is beyond me, maybe if the women stopped being so obliging we would stop doing these stupid things, and get more resourceful with the property we own. Grow some food, and you will fell better about yourself and the planet.